Met Killer
by Texy
2007 August 30 at 11:25 pm
On a day when I had three painful reasons to hate New York, Pat Burrell gave me two reasons to laugh at New York with his TWO homers today against the Mets en route to Philly’s four-game sweep of their divisional rival. Pat’s picked up the label “Met Killer” over the past few years thanks to his outstanding ability to shell the Mets pitching staff. Now it’s official: with his homeruns today, 41 total, Pat Burrell has hit more homeruns off the Mets than anyone else playing the game.
For beating the tar out of the Metropolitans time and time again, Pat Burrell you are my Baseball Boyfriend of the Day.
NEW DEADSPIN AVATAR NOW!
I am finding that resistance to the many charms of Pat Burrell is futile. Consider me converted.
You will be much happier now that you have given in to the awful awesomeness that is Pat The Bat.