Requiem For Gagne’s Hair
We are gathered here today to pay final respects to that most distinguished of hairstyles, the cousin of the Canadian Mullet of Ineptitude– we are here to finally say goodbye to the Crazy Canadian Curls of Doom. Let’s remember them how they once were (you know, last week at Fenway), back when their owner found new and inventive ways to screw up a ballgame- again and again and again….
And now we turn the page to a new chapter, one where the Crazy Canadian Curls of Doom have transformed themselves into… the Cunning Canadian Cut of Awesomeness. On this new page, it’s the reverse tale of Samson, and by ridding himself of his long locks, Eric Gagne never blows another game and develops into a legitimate and dependable set-up man — and we all ride off into the sunset happily ever after.
Right? RIGHT?!?!?
i reiterate: rowr.