Return Of The Chut

by Texy
2007 August 27 at 10:20 pm

The Chut has returned! Chase Utley came roaring back from the DL today, going 3-for-5 — including a double and a homerun — in the Phillies 9-2 pounding of NL East foe Mets.

Of course this means that Chase Utley- you are my Baseball Boyfriend Of The Day. How in the world did the Phillies survive without him for a month? “Duct tape and Motrin,” says Jimmy Rollins. I’m inclined to agree.

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  1. 2007 August 27 at 10:45 pm

    Oh, he was worth the wait. Unfortunately I can’t see Adam Eaton’s return tomorrow being quite as glorious.

  2. 2007 August 27 at 11:21 pm

    Aw come on now- I’m sure Eaton will be right back to where he was before. You know, SUCKING.