The Biomechanics of Jonathan Papelbon: Pt. 2
by Texy
2007 August 22 at 5:26 pm
Time for a second lesson with Professor Papyboo on the greatest innovation to come out of baseball since the slurve (and this new one is way more fun to say) — the slutter. NESN spent approximately 70% of the pregame show tonight talking about it, and got Papelbon to weigh in on the subject during an on-field interview with Tina Cervasio:
I’m sorry, NESN, but despite your reticence to use its real name, we’re never going to call the slutter a “slider-cutter combo”. THE SLUTTER IS HERE TO STAY!
Also, Papyboo- don’t be shy! Claim your rightful place as the esteemed innovator of the slutter.
I like how Tina only used the word “slutter” once and then went back to the “slider-cutter” combo.
From the urban dictionary:
Extension of the word ‘SLUT’, usually defining the combination of the two words SLUT & GUTTER together.
This is the lowest and skankiest form of slut currently known.
(See also crack-hoe; sperm receptacle, tag-team-taker)
It’s like she felt like she had to inform the viewing audience, but then the word was just too naughty to keep using.