Telegram: COORS FIELD
by Texy
2007 October 29 at 3:58 am
HELLO FROM DENVER. STOP.
ALL SOX FANS AT COORS FIELD TONIGHT DEAD FROM OVERDOSE OF VICTORY. STOP.
THERE WAS CHAMPAGNE AND BEER INVOLVED. STOP.
BEER WAS MOSTLY COORS PRODUCTS, IN IRONIC HOMAGE TO COLORADO. STOP.
CASUALTIES EXPECTED TO MAKE FULL RECOVERY IN A WEEK. STOP.
OK, MAYBE THREE WEEKS- THAT WAS A MIGHTY BIG VICTORY. STOP.
MORE DETAILS ON TONIGHT HERE AT GAME FOUR TO FOLLOW. STOP.
RE-SIGN MIKE LOWELL. END.
hours/a day from papelbon beckett riverdance woooooohooooooo resign mike lowell
HELLO FROM BOSTON. STOP.
ALL SOX FANS IN BOSTON/SURROUNDING AREA ARE ALSO DEAD FROM VICTORY OVERDOSE. STOP.
CHAMPAGNE AND BEER ALSO INVOLVED. STOP.
NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF BEER. STOP.
ALL CASUALTIES ARE EXPECTED TO SURVIVE. STOP.
CHAMPAGNE DOES TASTE FINE ON THE ROAD. STOP.
NO WHITE TOWELS IN BOSTON LAST NIGHT. END.
Congrats, darling! I can’t wait til you come back down to earth and provide us with a fitting celebration post!