Dear Diary…

by Texy
2008 February 22 at 2:08 pm

A peek into Josh Beckett’s diary journal…


Dear Fu@#!ng Diary,

All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.

Hugs and kisses,
Josh

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  1. 2008 February 22 at 2:20 pm
    Piney61 permalink

    Add a few more bits of profanity and you got yourself basically the entire synopsis of the journal

  2. 2008 February 22 at 2:31 pm
    kate permalink

    and at least one passage where he tells schilling to shut the bleap up.

  3. 2008 February 22 at 3:34 pm
    shark permalink

    Love it! I would love to get my hands on that journal. Something tells me it would be very insightful. I just love the mental image I have of him sitting up in his bed doing his nightly journaling!

  4. 2008 February 22 at 3:43 pm
    Red Sox Monster permalink

    I think you’ll find my version of the Beckett diary a bit… different.

    Although, I DO love the unicorns on yours…

  5. 2008 February 22 at 3:51 pm
    Texas Gal permalink

    The Shining is my all-time favorite book. I’ve been dying to make a Shining reference around here – this was the perfect opportunity.

    And unicorns always make everything better.

  6. 2008 February 22 at 4:04 pm
    mouse permalink

    +10 for the Shining reference, TG. And another +10 for the unicorns.

  7. 2008 February 22 at 4:06 pm
    jenny again permalink

    at last, josh beckett and i have something in common. paper-journaling everyday was my new year’s resolution for 2000, and i’ve actually kept it! the twenty or so journals i’ve filled since then are WICKED boring, but they’re there, and mr kalkstein is right, journaling totally helps me keep my head on straight.

    i agree with shark: the image of beckett propped up in bed with his book and his pen is almost too awesome.

  8. 2008 February 22 at 11:34 pm
    Texas Gal permalink

    mouse: it’s his MAGIC diary, see? Because deep inside, Josh Beckett is nothing but hearts and flowers and unicorns and rainbows and MAGIC.

    Jenny: I still have my diary from junior high – the only time I ever did that. It’s hilariously awesome.