and can i just say how HOT kevin cash looks?!

jacoby = hot mess….that suit needs tailored and those sunglasses are hideous…sorry ladies

Cora looks too springy for one thing. That’s more of a spring suit than anything else(even though the entire ensemble isn’t my cup of tea). I loved that him and Kielty were next to each other. It was like scanning and then suddenly “OH DEAR GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” Kielty looks like a 1970’s sportscaster.

Also I was convinced for like 10 minutes that Javy and Jacoby had on the exact same suit.

Papi was brilliant, though. He looks spectacular.

Jacoby is just… delicious. I do love how well he cleans up.

Kielty’s wife is probably at wherever they live during the offseason with the new baby…so he had to dress himself with no female input. I’ve got a lot of redheads in my family, and it can be difficult to find colors that look good…but peach is never, ever, EVER one to pick. I find his bad suit kind of endearing, for what it’s worth:-P

Could it be possible they just caught Josh mid-spit? I like how he’s holding the newspaper all crumpled up haha. And Dice did win that best-dressed award thing in Japan…

Caroline – had he worn just the pants or just the (hideous) peach shirt or just the tie or just the jacket, it would have been fine. But no self-respecting Southern man would ever wear that ensemble to the Derby. And I’m a fan of brown suits as well, but those pants are ill-fitting, and kind of an ugly shade of brown to boot. Also, did I mention the (hideous) peach shirt?

Josh definitely isn’t smoking – he’s not holding a cigarette. Maybe it’s water? Or maybe it’s breath fog? Who knows.

If Papelbon is Bo Duke, does that make Josh Luke Duke?

Also, Papi looks like Benjamin Franklin in all these pictures to me – the glasses and the hair – it’s just weird! He needs to cut his hair, ASAP.

-Jon Lester also looked really spiffy from what I saw of him.
-Tek and Lowell look like they shopped together. Tek also looks like he belongs in the CIA with those shades.
-Papelbon needs a new hairdo. The “fluffy” thing he has going on makes him look like a Duke Boy no matter what he wears.
-Daisuke is a very snazzy dresser.
-Papi could make a burlap sack fashionable with the right accessories.
-My father has a suit very similar to the one Kevin Cash is wearing. 0_o
-I actually had a teacher who dressed like Kielty (and that wasn’t in the 70’s). But he was colorblind!
-Still loving Josh’s tie.

I think Papi looks amazing. The folks at SurvivingGrady commented he looks like an Oxford professor, and they are so right! Somehow, Papi as Professor is incredibly hot to me….I am scared of myself sometimes. Also, props to Papelbon for being a bit daring.

where’s Pedroia?? I bet he looks very boarding school/ring bearer in his suit (sorry, couldn’t resist a “cute little boy” comment ;-))

Anyway, I love that crazy troll-haired man.

Cora looks like he’s going to the prom. Curt’s last wore that suit as best man in his nephew’s wedding. Kyle Snyder was just trying on his dad’s clothes and decided to go with it (it reminds me of when my nephew gets into MY dad’s closet). Dougie Fresh hit the tanning salon first. The Tek is trying out his “secret service” look. Papi – very nice but what the hell is with the comb-back hair! its very…Pedro Martinez circa 2003. and no one wants to go back to it. otherwise, you just look like a pimp, GET A HAIRCUT!

oh, Bobby. with that big poof of red hair, it’s hard for him nOT to look like Ronald McDonald no matter what he wears…he needs clown shoes to complete the look.