http://www.gossiponsports.com/clay-buchholzs-father-and-the-hotness-hierarchy/

AAAAAAAND BTW this site is the BEST! :)

Bianca

Amber- I also would love to know how a Penthouse model is a step up from a VS model. Wasn’t Heidi Klum a VS model at one point?

I would love to meet Papa!Buchholz and ask how exactly a Penthouse model is a step up from a VS model? Has he not seen Adriana Lima? Also, I could have done without knowing who Clay -or anyone on the team, actually- is hitting it with post game. More so when the person talking about it is one of the guys’ father.

I’m convinced that Clay is just going through the “dating minor celebrities” phase that Josh went through”

so can we expect the “dating Alyssa Milano” phase to kick in a couple years or so? she likes them post-rookie but pre-Tommy John surgery.

wow, it’s kind of sad that I know his mother’s first name.

and yeah, uh, going from a Gisele (Vicki’s Secret) to some chick that spreads her snatch in a porn mag is uh…not exactly a step up.

Hahaha, that’s exactly what I was thinking!

I don’t particularly care but I am a little creeped out by his dad now.

FWIW, I’m going to quote Seth Mnookin’s book, which I honestly have sitting right here next to me, because I’m awesome like that, and because it’s relevant:

“”I didn’t get laid until the All-Star Game break of my second year in the majors,” [Ted] Williams said [to The New Yorker's Roger Angell]. “I was thinking about hitting.” … Williams similarly ascribed problems today’s young players have to too much sex. “They’re fucking their brains out,” he told Angell. “They’re just kids but they’re all married, and the ones that aren’t have got somebody living in with them, so it’s like their married. They’re just thinking of that one thing.”"

“This is my rookie year still, so I’m still in the learning phase of everything,” Buchholz said Tuesday.

I guess he done learned good.

And then…
“Justin Masterson…said he wants to be a good role model and stay away from the partying and hard living that can derail a career and tarnish a team’s image. He said he knows a lot of people want to do things for Red Sox players, but the team orientation has emphasized that the decisions he makes also affect Boston’s baseball tradition. The Red Sox want their players to see themselves as upholding a higher standard, Masterson said.”

Don’t go changin’, Justin.

hey, who knows, maybe getting laid helps him execute pitches. if that’s the case….carry on, young Clay.

This could explain Clay’s subpar pitching lately….hopefully he lays off the stuff in the regular season…THEN legitimate uproar would be fine with me.

I can’t believe his father talked (bragged?) about it, though. Eeew. No, just no.

Piney: Funny you mention that. If this were Jacoby? I think half of New England would’ve dropped dead on the spot.

Clay’s trying to be Josh, I think. And Josh is known for having A LOT of girlfriends.

Honestly the thing that bothers me is more that the girl is my age(well so is Clay) but I think this is mostly just me realizing that “Holy (bleep) I’m old” but hey the kid is 23, he’s just sowing his wild oats as they like to say. I just wish I didn’t hear about this ish. It kinda scares me.