Comments on: Move Over Jacoby, Cover Boy Is Here

By: Rachel O

Rachel O — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:13:48 +0000

o wow I’m smart hahaha

By: Trish

Trish — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:26:51 +0000

That’s it–we need a Red Sox porn thread.

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:45:04 +0000

Rachel:

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:44:08 +0000

I also would imagine Tek to be very technical in bed. Like, he would have to consult his stats at some point for the likelihood of your orgasm in any given situation, and then have a conference with his penis first.

By: Rachel O

Rachel O — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:17:47 +0000

hahahahaha Lyndsay! I don’t know if laughed harder at that or the video….well probably the video but that was a very close second! And who’s DJ? I was thinking of Tom Brady for sure but don’t even get me started on him

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:31:35 +0000

and yes, I also imagine Clay Buckholz as the innocent virgin farmboy who doesn’t know where to put his hands, needs some “coaching”, and thanks you over and over again afterward.

ok, that is it for Red Sox porn. carry on…

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:28:45 +0000

also, Josh is the guy you have a fun, hardcore one-night stand with. he gives you an “I can barely wal” morning. Jacoby wants to please you first, he likes to cuddle after, and in the morning he takes you to breakfast. and then calls later in the day, just to see how you’re doing.

um, NO, I haven’t imagined that over and over again in my head every time he comes up to bat…and YES I’m creeping everyone out. I’ll show myself out now….

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:25:49 +0000

I still can’t get over that photo – its not him, it’s the wax figure of him.

Jacoby’s pics in Mens Vogue were way better – even if Mens Vogue is not the manliest of magazines. when he starts modeling for cologne – or comes out with HIS OWN COLOGNE LINE (I’m looking at YOU, DJ!) – I think that would be cause for concern.

that said, I think, like the journals, it would be interesting to speculate on what each of their colognes would smell like…or is that too weird?

By: Trish

Trish — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:53:16 +0000

Yeah, but Jacoby’s were for Vogue. I don’t think MF goes for the eye candy and, alas, Josh is not known for his sportage of tight/revealing clothing, damn him. Well, except for shorts and those calves …

By: Rachel O

Rachel O — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:22:55 +0000

not to be outdone by jacoby….
and yes, Trish, I can’t wait to see what other pics were taken cuz jacoby’s were pretty fine!

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:06:40 +0000

Two Yankees fans! They’re coming out of the woodwork! I’m glad.

By: Lynday

Lynday — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:02:10 +0000

why does his face look so weird in that picture???

bad amateur photoshop job, men’s fitness.

By: Trish

Trish — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:05:02 +0000

I must also out myself as a Yankees fan. However I have numerous friends who are Sox fans so I almost follow them by proxy as a result.

And can we hope for a scantily clad Ace somewhere in those pages? A cover is all well and good, but more flesh is needed.

By: Bethie

Bethie — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:06:47 +0000

Oh boy! Yummy cover boy goodness!

By: jenny again

jenny again — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 15:10:12 +0000

YAY another magazine for me to lovingly restock at work! I hope some sort of awesome dialog went down between Mr Ellsbury and Mr Beckett:

Jacoby: WOW, you’ve on a magazine! Just like me!
Josh: I prefer to think of it as *you* were also in a magazine, just like *me* Also, I AM ON THE COVER.
Jacoby: Yes, sir. You are, sir.
Josh: And it is a manly magazine! About fitness! Not clothes!
Jacoby: Of course, sir.
Josh: So I’m still better than you.
Jacoby: Yes, sir!

By: Casey

Casey — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:43:55 +0000

Oh to spend my winter working on '12 seconds of recovery time.' http://ccww.wordpress.com

By: shark

shark — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:39:10 +0000

One word…YUM…even with the strange eye thing going on.

By: Beth

Beth — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:19:36 +0000

What’s not to appreciate? Yeah he pitches for the other side, but I can always appreciate talent, no matter the uniform it wears. Some of my favorite ballplayers aren’t even Yankees, or weren’t Yankees when they were playing.

He’s hot, he has a sense of humor (rather acerbic), he takes no crap from anyone and his press conferences are the funniest stuff I’ve watched short of a Python sketch. I wish some our guys were as animated in interviews. God love Derek, but the boy could use a personality.

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:00:58 +0000

Beth – no worries. I am actually quite chuffed to have a Yankees fan around… especially one who appreciates The Ace. We need a Yanks voice around here to balance us out!

By: Beth

Beth — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:57:15 +0000

Even as a Yankees fan (don’t throw anything, I’m friendly…..I swear), I must admit the boy is beyond the defintion of “hot”. I will be buying this. *grins*

By: Meg

Meg — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:46:58 +0000

That’s definitely not the best pic of seen of him…but yay for Josh! And I’m glad the Inside Track women had to report it hehe. Take that!

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:46:27 +0000

I am on the cutting edge of random Josh Beckett news tidbits!

Also, his eyes look like that because they’re STARING A HOLE IN YOUR SOUL.

By: Piney61

Piney61 — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:40:41 +0000

Oh and his eyes look a little weird on that cover….

By: Piney61

Piney61 — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:40:05 +0000

HAH! I JUST posted in your last post a link to teh picture of that cover….should’ve known you would’ve been on this already. :P