Stork’s A-Coming!

by Texy
2008 July 15 at 5:20 pm

Congratulations to Jonathan and Ashley Papelbon!

Per the Hartford Courant, Ashley is expecting the couple’s first child — no word on the due date yet.

And what better congratulatory gift than a giant media firestorm and the back page of the New York Daily News branding you a “Papelbum”? From the same Courant story:

Jonathan Papelbon was upset over a NY Daily News account of his remarks yesterday. During his 50 minutes of press availability he was asked many times, in many ways, about the who-should-close controversy, and at one point, asked who would close if he was the manager, he said, well, him.

Later in the session, he said if he had to step aside for Rivera, it was okay with him.

Anyway, Papelbon and his wife, who is expecting a baby, were booed during the Red Carpet Parade Monday. “How would you feel?” he said. “I understand it, but my wife didn’t feel comfortable.”

In the words of the immortal Chase Utley: “Boo? F*** you.”

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  1. 2008 July 15 at 5:56 pm
    Liza permalink

    That’s ridiculous. Why boo someone for being classy by misrepresented, especially when he’s with his (pregnant) wife?

    Congratulations to the Papelbons, though!

  2. 2008 July 15 at 6:19 pm
    Karen permalink

    Papelbon as a father, that is a little scary. As for booing that is what NY does, but still it is wrong.

  3. 2008 July 15 at 6:26 pm
    Trish permalink

    Oh no, Papelbon is spawning! Just kidding, congratulations to Ashley, who will be doing all the work while Paps takes all the credit. :D

    Re: the booing–part of Yanks/Sox. Neither fanbase can hold themselves up as bastions of good behavior.

  4. 2008 July 15 at 6:52 pm
    kristina permalink

    i’m trying to picture Paps as a dad…..it’s a scary thought =)….but congrats to them….

  5. 2008 July 15 at 7:36 pm
    gretchen0720 permalink

    Papelspawn.

    babies rock!

    ~g

  6. 2008 July 15 at 8:20 pm
    jules permalink

    Congrats! There’s nothing more exciting!

    LOL, Papelspawn. heeheeheee

  7. 2008 July 16 at 12:56 pm

    In this article it says the baby is due Dec. 31. Congrats Paps!

    http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080715&content_id=3137998&vkey=news_bos&fext=.jsp&c_id=bos

  8. 2008 July 17 at 4:51 pm
    Lyndsay permalink

    Papelspawn is great. I hope he/she/IT comes out with the trademark Pap mound stare-down. actually I hope it’s twins and they drive Pap nuts. LOL

  9. 2008 July 17 at 4:52 pm
    Lyndsay permalink

    hey when Pedroia impregnating HIS wife? I want to see an even littler Pedroia – jokes abound!

  10. 2008 July 27 at 11:59 pm
    Nikki permalink

    I just read on Celeb tots Ashley is due new years day… http://www.celebtots.com/2008/07/17/baby-on-the-way-for-red-sox-star/

    Lyndsay, if Pedroia has a child I hope for the kids sake it looks like him and not his wife Kelli