Step 1: sleep in until 10 am.
Step 2: have a beer.
Step 3: take a shower.
Step 4: have a beer.
Step 5: get dressed (Todd Walker shirt? nope. Michael Barrett shirt? nope. Ryan Theriot shirt? YES!)
Step 6: have a beer.
Step 7: friends come over, watch Baseball Tonight while shooting the shit and having a Maker's.
Step 8: go to Murphy's.
Step 9: have 3 rounds of Maker's.
Step 10: go to left field bleachers.
Step 11: PROFIT.