1. Great game. It was WAY hotter in the bleachers than the weatherman said, but who cares... the beers were just as tasty. The grass in CF was a little destroyed, thanks to The Police.
2. Yes, please. Dear Jesus, I've been a (mostly) very good girl- can I have just this one wish?
3. Bye, bye Pie - and hello faux-Italian-sounding Geovany Soto, who can't hit for shit, apparently. The new "golden child" from Iowa better learn how to take that .344 from AAA and convert it to better than 0-fer-5 in the Big Leagues. ZAMBRANO got 2 hits today.... ZAMBRANO.
4. 2-4, huh? That 18 bajillion dollars is definitely turning out to be a super decision.
5. No one cares. Seriously. No matter how few items of clothing he and his wife wear.
6. A little "yippee!" for Barb- her guy is coming back to Indy.
7. Ouch. Good to know he was so shaken up, he still managed to take his next throw.
8. OUCHOUCHOUCH. Think he sang "Fly Eagles Fly" as they carted him to the hospital?
And in the nine-hole, the pitcher's slot:
