Yeah, I said it. Getting drenched in a downpour while watching a ballgame is fun. All of y'all at Citizens Bank Park last night who couldn't hack it, and went up underneath the overhang... I laugh at you. That's right- I think you're all weenies. Just pull on a ballcap, get another beer and enjoy getting soaked and watching a bunch of grown men slip and slide around in the slick grass, run through puddles and mud, and try and keep a grip on a wet ball.

Bacon Pants cannot believe people can't stick it out through a little rain.

Seriously- kicking back with a beer, and getting soaking wet in a downpour- with rain dripping big ol' drops off the brim of my ballcap and onto my scorecard (which withstood 3 innings of rain before I officially declared it toast) - the stands emptying of all the lackluster fans, so that I was surrounded only by the craziest Phanatics... that was pretty much heaven.

(Until Brett "Bert Eyebrows" Myers blew the save- but that's another story...)