Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one-man Web Gem... Aaron "Bacon Pants" Rowand!

After this, you would think he would be loathe to run headlong into outfield walls... but you would be so very wrong about that. He is ALL grinder. So when Dmitri "Da Meat Hook" Young popped a long fly ball to center field in tonight's Phillies-Nationals game at RFK, Aaron didn't hesitate to run straight into the wall in pursuit of the catch (and OF COURSE he made the play). In the words of the MASN broadcast team:

"He keeps going until some foreign object bigger than him makes him stop."

Is there anything he can't do? At this point, I'm thinking no- except for maybe stay in Philly after the season is over. Troubling sign? The Phillies' website shows Aaron in a White Sox ballcap. EEP!

Does the webmaster know something I don't?!?