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Oh, It Is ON

You know who you are. It is SO on, you don't even know how ON it is. It is so on it is OFF. You're already scared- and you should be. When my Red Sox crush your silly little White Sox (and they will- and I will be there to witness it), this is the fate that awaits you:

And just for that Jeter crack this morning, the bet is now officially FOUR days. Sorry, dude- you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Hope you look good in Yankee blue. And A-Rod sends you smooches.

Comments (2)

[ Kevin ] says:
on August 12, 2007 12:44 PM

Me scared? Please. I'm South Side Irish baby. The only things that frighten me are Prohibition and parallel parking (and commitment, of course). I'll see your 4 days and raise you one. How about you wearing your bright new Jeter shirt to Game 4 of the series after my White Sox crush the Carmines in the first 3 games? Oh, how I wish could be there at Comiskey II to see that. I'll FedEx it after Game 3, so it will be there in time. I would say Derek sends his love, but I care about your health.

[ Texas Gal ] says:
on August 14, 2007 1:15 AM

Whoa-hoa-hoa, lookie what we have here - a BIG TALKER.

I ain't a-skeered of you, or your palehose- and I accept your terms. I am confident that I will never ever ever have to wear the stupid Jeter shirt in the first place- much less to the Faceless Ballpark Down On the South Side oF Town, Brought To You By A Giant Corporation (I think they officially changed the name to be a tad more accurate)-- because the Red Sox are going to ROLL your team.

So, it's: 4 days in an A-Rod shirt to the loser (that's you)
PLUS one of those days must be the next time you attend a game at the Cell

Your southsider pals are gonna love seeing you with A-Rod's name plastered across your back. It'll be like your own little tramp stamp!

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