So you're the Yankees. I know, I know- God help you... but just imagine. You're in the 9th inning against your hated rivals, you're ahead in the third game 5-0 and you're about to sweep the series at home. One of your guys was plunked in the first game, you returned the favor and dinged one of your rival's guys in the second game. Back in the last series you faced off against your rival, your nutty reliever buzzed your rival's first baseman in the head and caused a bench-clearing brawl. In this current series, in the current game, that same first baseman got called out after the umps conferred at the instigation of your club and reversed the ruling he was safe at third-- and your rival's first baseman hollered up a storm at that.
Hey, what a co-inki-dink- that same rival first baseman is up to bat again in the 9th! For some odd reason, your wicked good reliever whizzes a fastball right over his head. And for some even odder reason, he then whizzes a SECOND fastball right over his head again. Now you're the Yankees, remember? Please don't insult our intelligence and claim that your ace relief pitcher, who has pitched almost 12 scoreless innings and has a zero ERA, just ACCIDENTALLY buzzed your rival first baseman's head with a 95mph fastball. Twice.
I'll tell you one person who doesn't buy that horse hockey: Josh Beckett. And he made sure to voice his opinion quite vociferously from the dugout.
Yep- that's our Joshie. First it's a simple, "Get the fuck outta here!" Rather mild, by Josh standards. And then a more specific, "Get outta here you fuckin' c*nt!"** Joba the Hutt is a big boy, but I would be a tad bit terrified to see ANGRY!JOSH! hollering at me.
I'm pleased as punch to have Josh as our resident firebrand, because we can always count on him to deliver some emotion-- though lately he's taken to expressing that emotion in the dugout instead of on the mound or in the press room (boo!). And I'll also note that when Josh got pulled from Wednesday night's game after giving up the tater to A-Rod, and Tek walked out to the mound and asked him about what happened, he replied clear as day (on the YES feed, at least): "It was fucking stupid." He doesn't offer up bullshit, and he has no censor.... and I love him for it.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Brian Cashman looks like a cross between a balding Precious Moments figurine and Huckleberry Hound. I'm serious.
EDIT: MLB has just announced that Joba the Hutt will face a two-game suspension and a fine (of undisclosed amount) for his totally accidental and not-at-all-on-purpose game of slippy pitches yesterday.
** On further review by finer minds than I, I agree that Joshie is not dropping a c**ksucker bomb, but is in fact telling Joba that he will C-U-Next-Tuesday.




on August 31, 2007 6:39 AM
The whole clip is on YouTube and he definitely says "Get Outta Here you Fuckin c*nt." Nice Josh! Awesome stuff. Love that he has that fire. It cracks me up that the guys around him just stand there. He's the only one with the emotion.
Talked to a Yankees fan about the rookie throwing at Youk. Of course she didn't believe he was....but I changed her mind when I told her to watch Posada. He wanted the pitches out so Youk would chase. The first time it could have been a slip. Ok. The second time, same signal from Dumbo (oops, I mean Posada) and it's at Youk's head again!?! Don't buy it. The kid sucks as a pitcher if that's the case. So she decided it was better to admit he was throwing at him then to admit he's a sucky pitcher. LOL There's a Yankee fan for you.