I may or may not be extremely jealous.* I may or may not have coveted a certain Papelbon lunchbox so much, that I went to sign up for Kid Sox Nation.* I may or may not have cried out in abject misery when I discovered that they were all sold out of Kid Sox Nation memberships.* SOLD OUT?!?!? That means I don't get to have my very own Jonathan P. Lunchbox! Life is so unfair!

* OK, each of things absolutely did happen. There is no "may or may not" about it.