A Real Pitcher's Duel

From a seemingly hopeless 8-1 deficit to a 16-10 victory, the Red Sox offense was in explosive mode tonight. All but one batter in the starting lineup had 2 or more hits- including J.D. Drew who had a homer (!!)- and the only one who didn't was Kevin Cash, who made a number of sacrifice hits to notch up 3 RBI. Four homeruns on the night, and 20 hits for 16 runs. What a difference a day makes from yesterday's 1-0 contest.

But my Baseball Boyfriend of the Day honors have to go to Jacoby Ellsbury, who celebrated his 24th birthday today by going yard with his third major league homer, and knocking in 2 RBI. He's on an 11-game hitting streak, his average is now .373 (!!), and he flings his body around with abandon in pursuit of balls in the outfield. He's a monster. And even though it's his birthday, he gave the birthday present to us when he did this shirtless (!) lockerroom interview snippet with NESN yesterday (EDIT: plus I added the postgame lockerroom interview from tonight as well):

And the best throwaway moments from tonight's broadcast, together in one little clip.

1. Dougie Fresh snuggling up with Beckett on the rail of the dugout in the 6th, while Josh cradles a baseball in his paws. I have a feeling he holds a baseball in his hands during most hours of the day.

2. After J.D. hit his homer, the camera focused on the DRays dugout, and there was a random little kid in Red Sox gear in the background over manager Joe Maddon's shoulder TOTALLY mocking him. Awesome.

I'm also including the J.D. homer in this clip because it's like a precious rarity.

EDIT: 3. Drew and Papi do a weird shimmy-shake dance in the dugout.

EDIT: Reader mouse mused on what Dougie Fresh could have been talking about that necessitated him draping himself on Josh's shoulders. Here is my transcript of their (imagined) conversation:

DOUGIE FRESH: Man, you're not gonna believe the chicken parm recipe I just put together.

JOSH: Great, dude- can you tell me about it without molesting me?

DF: No, man- I'm too excited! I need to hug to express how awesome this fuckin' chicken parm is, man.

J: *stares at baseball nervously*

DF: This chicken parm is gonna ROCK YOUR WORLD, man. You are gonna need medical attention from a doctor or some shit. Or maybe a really hot nurse, like that one nurse I met in Minneapolis that one time who...

J: Hey, Mirabelli- why don't you just email the recipe to me. Oh, and look over there, Tito is calling me... gotta run!

DF: *thinks*

DF: *aloud, to no one in particular* - what is email?




Comments (7)

[ Liza ] says:
on September 11, 2007 11:18 PM

What a game! Too bad they put Gag-me in for the ninth. It might have been 16-9. At least he had enough run support this time not to blow the lead. :P And Drew's homer--I was so happy I screamed and scared the dog!

And... ahh... the wonders of Ellsbury shirtless. Too bad they didn't show anything below the collarbone! Although, in my opinion, he's the baseball boyfriend of ever.



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 12, 2007 1:32 AM

I confess that way back in, like, the 6th I started freaking out about them bringing Gagne into the game. I guess a seven-run lead is enough for him.

Or maybe it's the new hair.



[ mouse ] says:
on September 12, 2007 2:36 AM

Gagne looks funny with the new hairdo. But then, he's a little funny looking anyway.

What in the world could Mirabelli have been yakking about that required him to drape himself over Beckett like that? Secret recipe for chicken parmesan, maybe?



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 12, 2007 11:55 AM

I think mouse has just uncovered the secret. I added a little transcript of their (imagined) conversation to the post.



[ Liza ] says:
on September 12, 2007 12:06 PM

He does look a bit funny with the new 'do. It makes his head look really big.

That conversation is hilarious. I can totally picture that.



[ Clare ] says:
on September 12, 2007 2:08 PM

I am probably the only person in the world who thinks this, but from certain angles Jacoby Ellsbury looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. And because Jacoby is Native American, I am reminded of the two ladies from Bronx Beat on SNL: "Whaddya, Sioux? Yeah, you got some Sioux in you? You a Chippewa? When you go gambling, do you go to Mohegan or Foxwoods?"



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 12, 2007 11:23 PM

I love that skit- the one where the Bronx ladies either (a) molest their gentleman guest, or (b) molest their gentleman guest as a means of setting him up with their daughters.

Jake, huh? I need to think on that.




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