Pedro displays his sense of humor in this week's Sports Illustrated (the one with Papyboo on the cover, staring a hole into the souls of all who dare cross his path) when he's given the Pop Culture Grid treatment... always an excellent tool for random insights into athletes

I'm guessing since Lil' Dusty P hates cold weather (me, too, Dusty) he probably doesn't make his offseason home in Boston. And I would pay to watch Dustin play baseball on the Wii -- I wonder how many breakable items in his home have sacrificed their lives to him swinging the Wiimote?