You know what is wrong? THIS:

An Oakland ballcap masquerading as a Boston one? Wrong. Also wrong: Dodgers and Giants caps trying to latch on to the Red Sox bandwagon.

We have New Era's "MLB Twisted" line to thank for these atrocities. I know I've always wished* I could find a Red Sox ballcap in the colors of the Braves. Or the Mariners. Or the Cardinals. (or is that the Angels?) I'm so happy my wishes have been granted!

But as horrifically wrong as it is to see the Sox logo in San Francisco or Atlanta colors, it is just plain cruel to do this:

If New Era dared to put the lovely Boston "B" in Yankees colors, I would hurl. But if they blasphemed by putting that fugly interlocking NY in Boston red, white and navy? They would pay. Things would burn... I'm not sure what things, exactly, but stuff would go up in flames. Thank god they were smart enough not to cross that line- but I pity the Mets fans. Haven't they been through enough already?**

*this is a total and complete lie.
*as a Phillies fan, the answer to this is, of course: NO.