I have never had less fun watching the Red Sox dismantle the Yankees than I did today. The FOX team, how do I put this politely, SUCKED DONKEY BALLS. Josh Lewin, Tim McCarver & Ken Rosenthal: you are dead to me. I hope to god I never have to suffer through one of your broadcasts again, because that one damn near killed me. AND WE WON. I can only imagine how painful it would have been if we lost.
Biggest sin (other than flat out not knowing what they were talking about): repetitiveness.
# of times Joba's name mispronounced: 3
# of times said if Yanks go to playoffs and get short schedule, Wang will pitch 3rd game: 3
# of times called Jacoby "good-looking" player: 5
# of times referred to "Joba Rules": 6
After Josh pitched a classic 88mph changeup, insinuated the changeup could just have been a fucked up fastball he missed on. I... just.... SPITTING MAD.
About the Yanks hitting the Sox four times this year: "so what, that's just baseball!" Yes, it's just baseball- but just like people get hit, the team that gets pegged gets mad and retaliates. That's also part of baseball. Idiots.
JD Drew is exactly like Trot Nixon. They're basically identical. I don't even know how to respond to that.
After the replay (important to note they had seen the original play AND SEEN THE SLOW-MO REPLAY) of the Ellsbury-Posada collision: "I don't know about that play, Ellsbury might have been out!" How in the hell could he have been out when Posada never tagged him? Please explain that to me. Posada thought Ellsbury was gonna come at him Hinske/linebacker-style, and stayed high on the plate, Ellsbury slid low around him. Posada never even touched Ellsbury with his glove. Even POSADA didn't argue the safe call. Only after a commercial break, when presumably someone with some actual eyeballs in their skull told them to PAY ATTENTION TO THE BALL, were they able to concede that he was safe.
Sox fans overreacted to Youk getting hit. No explanation of what they did that was "overreacting" or reason why what they did is "overreacting"
Started making up conversations between Hinske and Posada during Hinske's next at-bat after his collision with Posada. "It looks like he said are you OK, and Jorge said yes I am. I mean, I don't know what they said or anything." EXACTLY. You don't know what they said. Hinske could have said, "I did that on purpose, bitch." and Posada could have said, "I'm going to kill you in your sleep." They're basically writing Hinske-Posada fanfic in the booth.
And when Hinske was standing on third, "I imagine Posada is thinking about the last time and wondering if there's going to be a repeat of the collision." I can guarantee you Posada isn't sitting behind the plate wondering if Hinske's gonna run into him again. He's concentrating on the batter and running the signs and getting an out. Posada could give fuck all about the baserunner, until it's time to try and tag/throw him out.
Throughout the game, they talked about Pedroia this and Pedroia that. ROTY and everything. And then this statement: "Both teams have done a great job developing talent to pull up and play this year- the Yankees with Kennedy & Joba, and the Red Sox with... Ellsbury." What about the kid that is the odds-on favorite to win ROTY that you went on and on about ad nauseum just a few innings ago? What about the kid that just threw a no-hitter? What about Moss? Lester? It's like they're given an index card with a talking point on it one inning, and then the info flies out of their heads after that. There is no excuse for a national baseball broadcaster to not mention Pedroia and Buchholz when discussing the Sox rookie talent. None.
"Okajima's gotta be a concern." Oh really? Thank you, Captain Obvious. Next you're going to tell me the Yankees fans hope Roger pitches well tomorrow. OH WAIT. YOU DID THAT.
How about this gem: "The Red Sox covered up the center field seats because of the rain. They sure lost a lot of money!" Jesus. Even if they didn't know about the daygame CF blackout at Fenway (which they should know about), they seriously believe a ballpark would cover up some SEATS because of RAIN? Seats that had been bought and paid for? REALLY?
"One of my teammates had a saying, 'Never judge a player by the spring and the fall.' But the Yankees and the Red Sox are doing just that with Joba and Jacoby, judging them by August and September. They're sure going to have bright futures!" WTF?!?! How does the last sentence follow from the first? If the first sentence is what your theory is, then how the hell do you arrive at the third? My brain hurts.
And I'd also like to compliment them on their fine microphone placement, which allowed us to hear that one Yankee woman's piercing shriek multiple times before every Yankee at-bat. That was glorious to listen to for for 9 innings. Why wasn't that mic moved after two innings of eardrum-murdering squeals?
I'm sure there's tons more I missed. These were the ones I noticed. I'm betting Yankees fans probably noticed as many holes in their knowledge on the pinstripes, too.
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS NATIONAL BASEBALL BROADCASTERS? Granted, most of the inane comments were made by Tim, but Josh is just as much to blame because he should jump in and correct misstatements of fact and stupidity.
Now I'm going to post another post on top of this with a happy shiny picture of Josh, to push the insanity of Fox off the top of my page.
I'm also formally registering myself as a Joba hater. What kind of major league douchebag reaches up into the stands to try and steal away a homerun ball from a fan? What a little fucker.




on September 15, 2007 8:10 PM
Wow, you caught even more idiocy than I thought I heard. I've gotten to the point where I can sort of tune out the FOX announcers (and Joe Morgan) most of the time and just focus on the visuals. Or I put the TV on mute and listen to the radio broadcast instead.
FOX might be the worst thing to ever happen to baseball. And Tim McCarver gets worse every season. Ugh.
Wouldn't it have been *so* tragic if Joba had hurt himself trying to catch that homerun ball?