Painful.

I have never had less fun watching the Red Sox dismantle the Yankees than I did today. The FOX team, how do I put this politely, SUCKED DONKEY BALLS. Josh Lewin, Tim McCarver & Ken Rosenthal: you are dead to me. I hope to god I never have to suffer through one of your broadcasts again, because that one damn near killed me. AND WE WON. I can only imagine how painful it would have been if we lost.

Biggest sin (other than flat out not knowing what they were talking about): repetitiveness.

# of times Joba's name mispronounced: 3
# of times said if Yanks go to playoffs and get short schedule, Wang will pitch 3rd game: 3
# of times called Jacoby "good-looking" player: 5
# of times referred to "Joba Rules": 6

After Josh pitched a classic 88mph changeup, insinuated the changeup could just have been a fucked up fastball he missed on. I... just.... SPITTING MAD.

About the Yanks hitting the Sox four times this year: "so what, that's just baseball!" Yes, it's just baseball- but just like people get hit, the team that gets pegged gets mad and retaliates. That's also part of baseball. Idiots.

JD Drew is exactly like Trot Nixon. They're basically identical. I don't even know how to respond to that.

After the replay (important to note they had seen the original play AND SEEN THE SLOW-MO REPLAY) of the Ellsbury-Posada collision: "I don't know about that play, Ellsbury might have been out!" How in the hell could he have been out when Posada never tagged him? Please explain that to me. Posada thought Ellsbury was gonna come at him Hinske/linebacker-style, and stayed high on the plate, Ellsbury slid low around him. Posada never even touched Ellsbury with his glove. Even POSADA didn't argue the safe call. Only after a commercial break, when presumably someone with some actual eyeballs in their skull told them to PAY ATTENTION TO THE BALL, were they able to concede that he was safe.

Sox fans overreacted to Youk getting hit. No explanation of what they did that was "overreacting" or reason why what they did is "overreacting"

Started making up conversations between Hinske and Posada during Hinske's next at-bat after his collision with Posada. "It looks like he said are you OK, and Jorge said yes I am. I mean, I don't know what they said or anything." EXACTLY. You don't know what they said. Hinske could have said, "I did that on purpose, bitch." and Posada could have said, "I'm going to kill you in your sleep." They're basically writing Hinske-Posada fanfic in the booth.

And when Hinske was standing on third, "I imagine Posada is thinking about the last time and wondering if there's going to be a repeat of the collision." I can guarantee you Posada isn't sitting behind the plate wondering if Hinske's gonna run into him again. He's concentrating on the batter and running the signs and getting an out. Posada could give fuck all about the baserunner, until it's time to try and tag/throw him out.

Throughout the game, they talked about Pedroia this and Pedroia that. ROTY and everything. And then this statement: "Both teams have done a great job developing talent to pull up and play this year- the Yankees with Kennedy & Joba, and the Red Sox with... Ellsbury." What about the kid that is the odds-on favorite to win ROTY that you went on and on about ad nauseum just a few innings ago? What about the kid that just threw a no-hitter? What about Moss? Lester? It's like they're given an index card with a talking point on it one inning, and then the info flies out of their heads after that. There is no excuse for a national baseball broadcaster to not mention Pedroia and Buchholz when discussing the Sox rookie talent. None.

"Okajima's gotta be a concern." Oh really? Thank you, Captain Obvious. Next you're going to tell me the Yankees fans hope Roger pitches well tomorrow. OH WAIT. YOU DID THAT.

How about this gem: "The Red Sox covered up the center field seats because of the rain. They sure lost a lot of money!" Jesus. Even if they didn't know about the daygame CF blackout at Fenway (which they should know about), they seriously believe a ballpark would cover up some SEATS because of RAIN? Seats that had been bought and paid for? REALLY?

"One of my teammates had a saying, 'Never judge a player by the spring and the fall.' But the Yankees and the Red Sox are doing just that with Joba and Jacoby, judging them by August and September. They're sure going to have bright futures!" WTF?!?! How does the last sentence follow from the first? If the first sentence is what your theory is, then how the hell do you arrive at the third? My brain hurts.

And I'd also like to compliment them on their fine microphone placement, which allowed us to hear that one Yankee woman's piercing shriek multiple times before every Yankee at-bat. That was glorious to listen to for for 9 innings. Why wasn't that mic moved after two innings of eardrum-murdering squeals?

I'm sure there's tons more I missed. These were the ones I noticed. I'm betting Yankees fans probably noticed as many holes in their knowledge on the pinstripes, too.

HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS NATIONAL BASEBALL BROADCASTERS? Granted, most of the inane comments were made by Tim, but Josh is just as much to blame because he should jump in and correct misstatements of fact and stupidity.

Now I'm going to post another post on top of this with a happy shiny picture of Josh, to push the insanity of Fox off the top of my page.


I'm also formally registering myself as a Joba hater. What kind of major league douchebag reaches up into the stands to try and steal away a homerun ball from a fan? What a little fucker.




Comments (15)

[ mouse ] says:
on September 15, 2007 8:10 PM

Wow, you caught even more idiocy than I thought I heard. I've gotten to the point where I can sort of tune out the FOX announcers (and Joe Morgan) most of the time and just focus on the visuals. Or I put the TV on mute and listen to the radio broadcast instead.

FOX might be the worst thing to ever happen to baseball. And Tim McCarver gets worse every season. Ugh.

Wouldn't it have been *so* tragic if Joba had hurt himself trying to catch that homerun ball?



[ Ian ] says:
on September 15, 2007 8:11 PM

I will vouch for this. I have the emails to prove it all.



[ Ian ] says:
on September 15, 2007 8:14 PM

"The Red Sox covered up the center field seats because of the rain. They sure lost a lot of money!"

Well let's see. Tim McCarver supposedly played the game. I wonder how he would have hit the ball in a day game at Fenway without those seats covered.

Those two guys are tools.



[ Jamie ] says:
on September 15, 2007 10:11 PM

Oh man, I wanted to kill myself listening to the broadcast. And that woman/girl yelling, I damn near went deaf...

Other than that WOOOOH BoSox won!



[ Kristin L. ] says:
on September 15, 2007 11:45 PM

FOX is always a debacle. Just terrible. McCarver should be put out to pasture (and possibly put to sleep for good). I'm sorry you had to deal with all that nonsense.

But I have to ask what the Joba thing is all about? I was sitting near the Yankee bullpen and I didn't see him reach into the stands... Was that in Friday's game? Was it a Red Sox homerun? I didn't think it was possible to reach from the dugout into the stands...and if it is, could he have been trying to swat it away in frustration? (Still a dick move, but understandable.) I know all you guys want to hate him, but I have to give the benefit of the doubt.

Also, at the risk of putting my head in the lion's mouth, I do think the fans overreacted to Youkilis getting hit. This is Chien-Ming Wang. C'mon. If we were talking Clemens or Joba or even Mussina, I might entertain the notion that it was on purpose. But Chien-Ming Wang? Everybody just needs to calm down a bit.



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 16, 2007 12:35 AM

No- this was tonight. Hinske's homerun in the eighth. Joba saw the homerun ball headed to the stands just to the right of the bullpen (if you're facing the bullpen), and he purposely walked over and jumped up and stuck his glove out into the stands to try and catch it. His glove was over top of the bullpen wall. Eric Hinske's homerun video clip is on MLB.com- you can see whole thing. Twice. Fox actually showed it again a THIRD time, but zoomed in on Joba and commented on it. It was a grade-A dick move. I didn't hate him after the Youk incident. I do now.

As for the Youk drilling, I fear we'll never agree. First, the Yankees have now hit or buzzed Youk THREE times this year. Second, the fans in the ballpark have no benefit of replay to see that that Youk trying to get out of the way of the high inside fastball probably caused him to get drilled. I don't think Wang meant to hit him, I do think he meant to give him a brushback- but considering Youk's been intentionally thrown at by the Yankees pitching staff 3 times already in just this season, I think the Sox fans are perfectly within their rights to boo when he gets hit by a Yankee. Again.



[ Jai/MoonstarMA ] says:
on September 16, 2007 8:39 AM

I was dreading having to watch the game on Fox, as I think I've been too spoiled watching it on NESN. Yesterday was particularly bad - for all the reasons that you mentioned. One you didn't add: Number of times they called Jacoby a "Young Johnny Damon": at least 2. Which made me sick to my stomach. And tonight we have to deal with ESPN.
One good point: though their mic placement may have sucked for most of the game, they had at least one mic pointed correctly, because you can hear Youk yell "Oh SHIT!" really clearly when he got hit. And they replayed it a couple of times.
It's gonna really suck when we make it to the playoffs and have to watch all of the coverage on Fox.



[ rookie lover ] says:
on September 16, 2007 2:15 PM

Thank you for this. The announcers were making me crazy with their idiocy. Ellsbury is blowing my mind but even I got sick and tired of the "good looking player" thing. Substance? Anybody? In this house we're starting to think Joba might have some fetal alcohol syndrome issues. On top of being a massive douche, of course.



[ Kristin L. ] says:
on September 16, 2007 5:47 PM

No, Texas, we won't agree on this, sadly. (But I was the good luck for Josh you were hoping for!) The problem for me is that Red Sox fans take everything personally. Youk gets hit because he crowds the plate. Much like Jeter. Jeter doesn't go around whining that specific teams hate him.

As for Joba, I was just wondering if there was tape of it, so now I'll go watch it and see for myself. Personally, I don't think he's the Grinch Who Stole Christmas or anything. He's just a jerky, young guy.

I still love your writing and your analysis of how painful FOX is. We've been living with McCarver's full-on dementia for years.



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 16, 2007 6:04 PM

Drilling someone in the arm, waist or leg is VASTLY different than buzzing someone's head. When you throw at someone's head, you are putting their career, their livelihood (and that of their family) and their life in danger. When you throw at someone's head three times? That's insane. Brushbacks don't have to be lethal. So, considering he'd been the recipient of three pitches at his head from one pitching staff in one season, I don't think he's nuts for thinking it's partly personal when he got hit again yesterday.

Is McCarver a NYC guy? Is he on there locally all the time or something? If so, that sounds like my own idea of HELL.

And he doesn't necessarily HAVE to be on our postseason coverage team, does he? I'm telling you now: any postseason game I turn on where he's in the booth? I'm finding a radio to listen to it on instead, and muting the TV.



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on September 16, 2007 6:08 PM

And I'm calculating how I can make sure Kristin is present through all of Beckett's remaining starts through the end of the year...



[ Deb ] says:
on September 16, 2007 8:30 PM

Thanks for this post. I used to watch McCarver when he did Mets games. But, it's been just downhill for years. I can't get the Sox games on the radio, but I'm seriously thinking of getting XM so I can hear the game on the radio and forget about Fox.

Luckily, my son is not being led astray by McCarver. His father and I are careful to point out all the errors of bad broadcasting. We must protect our young from this man! We cannot allow the corruption of future fans who will have no idea how a game should be broadcast and may be scared for life. My kid does a great McCarver immitation, btw.



[ Kristin L. ] says:
on September 17, 2007 8:51 AM

Texas - just send me the tickets and I'll go to every single one of Josh's remaining starts (and all of next year's!!).

I understand what you are saying about Youkilis and the aiming at the head. I've always maintained that Scott Proctor is an ass, so I will in no way defend that one. But when the crowd overreacted the other day, Wang most certainly was not aiming anywhere near his head. He was pitching inside trying to jam him up.

Also - Pedro used to DISPROPORTIONALLY throw at the Yankees' heads as opposed to other teams. Sometimes, the emotion of a series gets to you. I just don't believe that Torre and Guidry are cooking up a grand plan to hurt Youkilis.

As for McCarver - he used to do all the Yankee games locally when I lived up in Syracuse. It was totally my version of Hell.



[ Kristin L. ] says:
on September 17, 2007 8:53 AM

PS: Actually quote from my mom yesterday:

"I love that Jacoby Ellsbury. I don't care if he's on the Red Sox - that kid is good!!"



[ Pearl ] says:
on September 17, 2007 2:39 PM

now Joba strikes again - lobbing at Ellsbury this time.




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