The Voices Spoke To Papelbon
"The playoff are all about momentum, right? So how are we the [bleeping] favorites? [The Rockies] won 20-freaking-something games in a row. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" asked Papelbon good-naturedly. "They should be the favorites. Or have you ever heard about an even-point spread?"

And if that awesomeness wasn't enough, how about this- the Friendly's Scoop segment from this week, in which Papelbon confesses that "the voices" are responsible for his wacky antics:


video courtesy of FSNE

This explains a lot. I'm assuming the same voices that told him to dance a jig on multiple occasions are the same voices that told him to jump around the AL East locker room celebration in nothing but a jockstrap. And yesterday several reporters asked him what the voices were telling him:

"Let me listen real quick." Papelbon bows his head and executes a comic pause that would have made Chris Rock proud. "They're telling me to go out and have fun. That's what we've got to do. Nothing's changed. I mean, we played 30-something games in spring training, and then 162, and now 10 more here. We're over 200 games, right? Just because this is the World Series - there's more on the line, I know. But we have to go out and treat this like it's number 200 and whatever."

As long as the voices keep helping him get 6-out saves in crucial games, I am more than happy to have them around.




Comments (5)

[ julia ] says:
on October 24, 2007 2:28 PM

I wonder whether the voices also gave him his duck recipe (as seen on NESN)? I am planning to make it for Rally Dinner tonight, to be served alongside shots of whiskey.



[ kate ] says:
on October 24, 2007 4:40 PM

lol thanks for the friendlys scoop been missing it....i'm doing the big papi fatty, to start...then the manny "i'm a bad man"blunt and if that doesn't work i'm pulling out the jacoby ellsbury rally pipe....and hopefully the jonathan papelbon voices will lead me to a green chili chicken burritto.



[ Emily ] says:
on October 24, 2007 9:22 PM

Don't you love that he struggles for the word "oxygen"?



[ Texas Gal ] says:
on October 25, 2007 3:44 AM

julia: Duck recipe? I need the details, because I clearly missed that one. And if you served it at a Rally Dinner tonight, I'd say your rally was DEFINITELY successful. Now you just have to do it again tomorrow. And Saturday. And Sunday.

kate: I could really go for a green chili chicken burrito.

Emily: Sometimes those multi-syllabic words really trip him up in pronunciation. I think he'd probably be able to spell it easily, though, due to his mad Scrabble skillz.



[ beth ] says:
on October 26, 2007 8:39 PM

chillin like bob dylan on penicillin.




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