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Beckett: Badass Since Birth

Direct from the official records of Spring, Texas (not really) is a copy of the authentic (not really) birth record of one Joshua Patrick "Fucking" Beckett:

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Thanks to reader Lisa for sending this my way!

Comments (3)

[ Bethie ] says:
on November 26, 2007 7:44 AM

Okay, now that's cute. :) Needed that smile this morning.

[ Piney61 ] says:
on November 26, 2007 12:21 PM

I'm guessing he had change his middle name to Patrick after getting in trouble one day in school when he was saying his name...but St. Patrick was a badass so I think it all evens out. :P

[ Tex19 ] says:
on November 26, 2007 3:42 PM

Thanks for making me laugh!!

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