Showing up at Spurs games is one thing, but now you've gone too far- I don't care what crazy insanity you were infected with as a high school kid, this ain't right:
Mixing sports a bit, Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett was cheered by the crowd at Kyle Field. Beckett had signed with the Aggies out of Spring High School but went pro instead. He donned an A&M jersey when introduced Friday in the north end zone.
WHAT THE HELL, JOSH?!? I thought Roger Clemens was your idol! In case you've forgotten:
PLUS, A&M SUCKS AS A BASEBALL SCHOOL! HOW MANY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS HAVE THEY WON IN BASEBALL? ZERO! HOW MANY HAS TEXAS WON? SIX! AND, JOSH- HOW MANY TIMES HAS TEXAS BEEN TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES? THIRTY-FREAKING-TWO, JOSH. THIRTY-TWO. MORE THAN ANY OTHER TEAM IN THE U.S. HOW MANY TIMES HAS A&M EVEN BEEN TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES? ONLY FOUR! THAT MEANS TEXAS HAS WON MORE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS THAN A&M HAS EVEN BEEN ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE!
Josh: I know growing up in Hickville, Texas, there were a lot of Ag fans around- I know because I grew up about 2 minutes away from you also in Hickville, Texas. But no matter how much of a hick you are, Josh, one thing you are not is a mindless lemming -- and so it mystifies me why you would choose a school full of mindless lemmings, and one that sucks ass at baseball to boot. And by now you should have outgrown this shameful past, Josh- you should have put aside this insanity and refused to show up and wear the colors of those mindless lemmings.
Good lord, Josh- now I have to go cleanse my palette.
Whew. That's better.
(OK, Josh, you're not dead to me- but I reserve the right to be in a huff about this for as long as I want.)
on November 23, 2007 10:31 PM
Are you ok now? Just wanted to make sure you didn't blow a gasket over there.