Nooooooooooooooo! Are you telling me the days of Aaron "Bacon Pants" Rowand running around the CBP outfield in blood pinstripes, crashing into walls and making ridiculous diving grabs are over? That he and his "BEER PONG CHAMP" sweatbands are headed to the left coast... to a team that's not even a contender? That one of my top 3 favorite players in all of major league baseball is going to be playing for a team that I could not care less about?
Oh, Bacon Pants. Now who am I supposed to have as my favorite Phillie? I have to go back to having Pat Burrell as my #1 Philly guy. That's just wrong.
on December 12, 2007 3:36 PM
Yeah, there's just one word to describe how I feel about Bacon Pants going to the Giants...DEVASTATED!! I think there are better favorite Philly backups than Pat Burrell though. I am actually really disappointed that he's going to a team that will always finish in the basement of the NL West. I understand this is Bacon Pant's only chance for a big pay day, but couldn't he at least have signed with a contender for a year or two less like the Phillies? They were ready to overpay him, just not for 5 years!