Here's what passes for hockey in Texas (not Dallas):

I'm headed out to the Toyota Center to watch some awesome (cough) Aeros action. I haven't seen a hockey game since I worked for the Ice Bats in college... no, I am not kidding- the ICE BATS. The team played their games on an iced-over dirt floor in a rodeo arena. No, I am not kidding.

Surely Aeros hockey can't be any worse than hockey played in a rodeo arena, right? RIGHT?