It gets so monotonous posting cute story after cute story around here - the sappy sweet stuff is all good and fine, but I think we're all adult enough to know that professional baseball ain't all sunshine and unicorns and hearts and flowers. Baseball players have a reputation to protect... and Kevin Youkilis is here to bring the focus back to what really matters: slumpbusting!
![]() | For anyone out there lucky (sheltered?) enough not to know about slumpbusters, how about I let Mark Grace, the King of Slumpbusting, tell you all about it? From his 2003 interview on "Rome Is Burning":All class, that one. If that's not enough background info for you, Curt Schilling also commented on the subject for Maxim magazine back when he played for the Dbacks: So there you are. Normally, taking down a slumpbuster isn't something to be proud of. But Youk has found a way to turn slumpbusting into dollars for the kiddies: he's coming out with a new sports energy drink that's going to be called SlumpBuster. Even better... there will be a special drink to be called "Youk's Signature" SlumpBuster -- and proceeds from that will go to his Hits For Kids charity. So now you can go out slumpbusting... for the children! |
I enjoy the press release announcing the creation of this interesting new product- watching publicity flacks bend over backwards to try and make this sound anything less than dirty is hilarious. To wit:
Come on now, that press release ain't fooling ANYONE. I'm curious to see how the hip and happening MLB officials and front office types are going to react to this - because that crowd is totally known for being laid back about this sort of thing.Red Sox Gold Glove first baseman Kevin Youkilis has teamed up with California based MBSB Holdings, LLC to produce a new energy drink geared towards sports fans and athletes. SlumpBuster, a term widely recognized by athletes and fans, will be launched in the 1st quarter of '08 with hopes of being the official energy drink of locker rooms and stadium concession stands worldwide.Get involved and be the first in your area to "Take Down a SlumpBuster".
Big hat tip to Dan at Red Sox Monster for this.





on January 3, 2008 6:16 AM
Having trouble finding my sense of humor about this one.
Appalling.