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Dear Diary...

A peek into Josh Beckett's ~~diary~~ journal...

Dear Fu@#!ng Diary,

All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.
All executing pitches and no fun makes Josh a dull boy.

Hugs and kisses,
Josh

Comments (8)

[ Piney61 ] says:
on February 22, 2008 2:20 PM

Add a few more bits of profanity and you got yourself basically the entire synopsis of the journal

[ kate ] says:
on February 22, 2008 2:31 PM

and at least one passage where he tells schilling to shut the bleap up.

[ shark ] says:
on February 22, 2008 3:34 PM

Love it! I would love to get my hands on that journal. Something tells me it would be very insightful. I just love the mental image I have of him sitting up in his bed doing his nightly journaling!

[ Red Sox Monster ] says:
on February 22, 2008 3:43 PM

I think you'll find my version of the Beckett diary a bit... different.

Although, I DO love the unicorns on yours...

[ Texas Gal ] says:
on February 22, 2008 3:51 PM

The Shining is my all-time favorite book. I've been dying to make a Shining reference around here - this was the perfect opportunity.

And unicorns always make everything better.

[ mouse ] says:
on February 22, 2008 4:04 PM

+10 for the Shining reference, TG. And another +10 for the unicorns.

[ jenny again ] says:
on February 22, 2008 4:06 PM

at last, josh beckett and i have something in common. paper-journaling everyday was my new year's resolution for 2000, and i've actually kept it! the twenty or so journals i've filled since then are WICKED boring, but they're there, and mr kalkstein is right, journaling totally helps me keep my head on straight.

i agree with shark: the image of beckett propped up in bed with his book and his pen is almost too awesome.

[ Texas Gal ] says:
on February 22, 2008 11:34 PM

mouse: it's his MAGIC diary, see? Because deep inside, Josh Beckett is nothing but hearts and flowers and unicorns and rainbows and MAGIC.

Jenny: I still have my diary from junior high - the only time I ever did that. It's hilariously awesome.

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