The title of this post can be loosely translated as: "Holy shit, Beckett's hurt again."
Per the Globe and Herald, Josh Beckett has been scratched from his start tonight with a "stiff neck" -- and David Pauley has been called up to start in his place. (Joe Thurston was DFA'ed to make room for Pauley on the Sox roster.)
Somebody, get the man some ice cream, STAT. I don't care if he wants mint-chocolate- butterscotch-pecan-rainbow-brownie with nuts and sprinkles and whipped cream on top. Give him his own personal ice cream machine that caters to his every ice cream whim. Force the rookies to follow Beckett around with a cone in each hand at all times, just in case he has a hankering for ice cream. Hook him up to an ice cream IV. What, there's no such thing as an "ice cream IV"? Invent one, then!




on April 22, 2008 4:56 PM
Boo. Probably related to the flu. And no Tek tonight either. It's worth noting that no one got sick until they took the ice cream machine away. That can't be a coincidence.