Somebody back up the Rolaids delivery truck to the Red Sox lockerroom, because they need some relief (pitching)... STAT.

The funny-looking Jamaican Justin Masterson pitched brilliantly in his major league debut-- lasting much longer than expected (insert Michael Scott-esque "that's what she said") and going strong for six innings (TWSS) with just one earned run.
And then came the bullpen.
What has happened to the pirates of the Black Pearl? Are the bullpen band songs just not motivating enough anymore? Did someone steal Parlay the parrot again? Lopez, Delcarmen, Okajima, Aardsma and Tavarez all combined to turn in a lackluster 3-inning performance that cost the Jamaican his decision, and cost the team the victory.
Are the guys pining for the glory Gagne days? Is it possible that Eric Gagne was the really shitty pitching glue that held together the otherwise awesome bullpen? Do they need an astoundingly crappy pitcher in their midst to remind them how to be awesome? If so, I nominate Javier Lopez.




on April 25, 2008 12:56 AM
I'm giving a little bit of a free pass(not much) to Delcarmen mostly due to the fact that he's just getting over a flu. The others, at least until further notice, have no excuse.
Mehh every bullpen has a bit of a time like this. As long as they get their shit together when it matters...