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Sox-On-Sox Crime

There is a serious epidemic the Red Sox are facing. Something that's threatening their ability to succeed and win games, something that is spiraling out of control. No, I'm not talking about shortstop errors (although those don't seem to be abating)... I'm talking about Sox-on-Sox crime.

First it was shady Mike Lowell, with that totally unprovoked simple warmup ground hopper that viciously turned on and attacked Kevin Youkilis on Monday.

Now, it's troublemaker Sean Casey. It was revealed that last weekend, Mr. Casey perpetuated a despicable act of violence against one of his own teammates:

When Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon walks by with a huge bruise on his right arm, it's very difficult not to notice.

In the clubhouse this afternoon the right-hander, who earned his 22nd save of the season on Tuesday, said he was hit by a line drive off the bat of Sean Casey during batting practice last Saturday.

I knew we couldn't trust this Sean Casey fellow! I mean, just look at him - he definitely looks like the evil, plotting sort.

Stop the madness! End the Sox-on-Sox crime!

Comments (9)

[ jules ] says:
on June 27, 2008 9:29 AM

What a mug!

Sox tonight! Excellent. After watching part of the Giants game last night, I really missed DO & Remy (and HD ;-).

[ The Mayor's Press Secretary ] says:
on June 27, 2008 12:52 PM

The Mayor would never hurt anybody on purpose!!!

Sean Casey for Boston Mayor: 2010!!!!!

[ Texas Gal ] says:
on June 27, 2008 2:51 PM

If you'd read this site before, you'd know just how much I can't stand Sean Casey. Just do a search through the archives.

[ jules ] says:
on June 27, 2008 5:59 PM

Texy, ROTFLMAO!

Perfect response.

[ fc ] says:
on June 27, 2008 6:11 PM

Sean Casey is clearly a scourge. Dropping his appeal so he'd be serving his suspension on the night Lowell plonks Youk's eye - coincidence? I also have it on good authority that Papi's wrist was actually damaged by a too-enthusiastic fist bump from Sean. And Timlin's recent knee problem was reportedly induced after giving in to Sean's entreaties to ride on his shoulders so he could rap-battle with Papi-on-Tek. Yes, pure evil, that one.

[ beth ] says:
on June 27, 2008 9:27 PM

::SHRIEK:: not the arm!

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on June 28, 2008 12:31 PM

"sox on sox crime"...hilarious!

yeah that shiner on Youk looks terrible, he looks like Zombie Youk. but at least we get to see him in all sorts of eyewear!

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on June 28, 2008 12:32 PM

Casey is a sheep in wolf's clothing. how do we know thats the REAL Sean Casey and not an evil twin hmm?

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on June 28, 2008 12:33 PM

I meant a wolf in sheep's clothing. doh!

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