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Invading Enemy Territory

Just because it's fun to think about all seven of the Red Sox taking over a huge chunk of the Yankees' clubhouse...

From the Hartford Courant:

In case you were wondering: Kevin Youkilis is using Johnny Damon's locker.

Manny Ramirez has a corner locker last used by Carl Pavano.

Jonathan Papelbon has Brian Bruney's.

David Ortiz has Brett Gardner's

Dustin Pedroia has Wilson Betamit's

Jason Varitek has Kyle Farnsworth.

No word on where they stuck J.D. Drew. Maybe in the hallway. I would pay good money to see what unholy sorts of treasures Varitek discovered in Farnsy's locker. And please oh please oh please let at least one of the guys have the balls to leave behind some sort of boobytrap in their locker. My money's on Pedroia.

Comments (7)

[ Liza ] says:
on July 15, 2008 6:02 PM

During the HRD broadcast yesterday, someone (forget who) mentioned that "Francona has to be going through Joe Girardi's drawers." I giggled for about ten minutes. (/oh so mature)

[ Kara ] says:
on July 15, 2008 6:54 PM

"And please oh please oh please let at least one of the guys have the balls to leave behind some sort of boobytrap in their locker. My money's on Pedroia."

That would make me ridiculously happy.

[ Melissa ] says:
on July 15, 2008 6:56 PM

I'm kinda hoping it's Youk, myself.

[ Jess ] says:
on July 15, 2008 8:38 PM

What Kara said.

Also I love how we get to know little pointless bits of information like who gets what locker. I really do.

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on July 16, 2008 1:04 PM

"Manny Ramirez has a corner locker last used by Carl Pavano."

meaning, they made him stash his stuff in a cardboard box in a corner? I think you have to actually play a game in order to get a real locker.

/obligatory pavano joke/

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on July 16, 2008 1:05 PM

which locker did Kevin Youkilis have? hopefully he left behind some of his trademark Youkilis sweat.

[ Lyndsay ] says:
on July 17, 2008 4:48 PM

wow, good job reading the entire post there, Lyndsay. I'll just dummy slap myself for that one.

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