Brett Myers hates Boston, and never wants to pitch here again.
Well, guess what, buddy? The feeling's mutual."I did not want to play Boston," says Myers, 28. "If Boston had beat Tampa, I would have gone to (manager) Charlie (Manuel) and told him, 'I don't want to pitch in Boston.'"I don't ever want to pitch in Boston again."
And then this:"I know there are people out there that think I'm a jerk. There are people out there who think I'm a wife-beater. That will never change," says Myers, alluding to a 2006 incident in which he was arrested and charged in Boston with assaulting his wife, Kim."But you know what, I really don't care what people think about me. ... If people don't like me, they can deal with it. This is who I am."
Poor wittle Brett Myers! How HARD it must have been to endure people calling him a wife-beater, when he had just been arrested for, you know, being a wife-beater! Forget overcoming cancer, forget pitching with one arm, forget fleeing a dictatorial regime that made you fear for your life. Brett Myers is the TRUE HERO, y'all.When Myers pitched the next day in Boston, he was alone. He heard the vicious chants. He says he was pelted by plastic beer bottles and trash when he warmed up in the bullpen."What happened to me that day in Boston, on the field, I wouldn't wish that on nobody," Myers says. "It wasn't just the boos and the things people were throwing. It was just what people thought about me. I didn't have a chance to explain. My lawyers told me not to, so I couldn't talk.
"For me to even pitch that day was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in life."
Look, it's not like the Sox are spotless. (I'm looking at you, E-6.) But it is absolutely ludicrous that Brett is trying to turn this into a sob story in his favor. "Those meanie Boston fans! They said mean things THE DAY AFTER I WAS ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING MY WIFE IN THE FACE. How could they? They don't even know me!" Not to put too fine a point on it, but: shut. the. fuck. up. Brett. Seriously.
Just when I think I've been able to move past this thing, and accept Brett (not like, accept) because I think he must've learned his lesson, he has to go off and prove that he hasn't learned a single thing.




on October 29, 2008 2:41 PM
I hate that freaking guy. I am rooting for 24/25ths of the Phillies in this WS. Go, Everybody But Brett Myers!