The Rays learned last night what so many who have gone before them have learned: never count the Red Sox out. Because even when it looks like they may be dead on arrival, the Sox have a funny knack for rising from the dead. In the words of Deadspin commenter AugieOjedaFanClub:

Red Sox = Jason Voorhees

Oh its safe to go home. We shot Jason 8 times and buried him under that slab of cement.

Oh it's safe to turn off the tv. I guess the Red Sox just didn't have it this year.

You turn around and look back, and there are dead teenagers everywhere.