David Ortiz is concerned for the welfare of the rays.
No, not the Rays - the rays in the outfield tank at Tropicana Field. He heard the news that those poor creatures in the Tampa area were just being fed sox-shaped snacks. He knows that a growing ray needs a steady diet of substance to grow up and be a big ray.
After doing his part to feed the Rays with some big bombs at Fenway, Papi is also doing his part to feed the rays with some bombs as well.
While [Papi] was taking batting practice, he crushed a ball to deep right-center field, some 430 feet from home plate and deposited a ball into the fish tank with live Rays in it.He put his arms in the air and screamed "I just killed a Ray."





on October 18, 2008 1:58 PM
I think the rays are probably Sox fans:
http://www.tampabay.com/features/popculture/article857805.ece